Nowadays, a modest celeb is almost as rare as a narwhal, especially when they have so many outlets to tweet their greatness to us peons. Flaunting personalized dollar bills or talk about birthing goddesses is just another walk in the park for these big-headed celebs.
— Rihanna (@rihanna) October 1, 2013
If you haven’t seen Rihanna’s new video for “Pour It Up,” you’re missing out on her dry humping her throne (not a euphemism, unfortunately) and throwing around money like it’s going out of style. Never mind the fact that it looks like she’s in a knockoff of Motel 6 in the pic she posted, Rihanna wants to remind us of her baller ways. What shutdown?!
Feeling big headed!!! LOL colettestore crfashionbook @karllagerfeld riccardotisci17
Breaking news: Kim Kardashian takes a true-to-life selfie!
The head is crowning. ARTPOP birthing pains #NoEpidural SPREAD ‘EM Venus the goddess is coming!
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 1, 2013
Gaga tweeted this a few days before the cover of ARTPOP was released, and as usual, it left us scratching our heads as to wtf she was going on about. Birthing Venus? Gaga a goddess? Teach us your humble ways, Gaga. Of course, then we saw the cover and we were still left scratching our heads.
I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy. Shouts Out To @TIME
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 5, 2013
I truly wish I could go back and do my undergrad again, just so I can major in Juvenile Philosophy and be advised by Professor Smith. On one hand, it’d be nice if Jaden took his own advice, but if he did, we wouldn’t have gems like this.
Heartbreaker goes out to Oprah Winfrey. Love u girl http://t.co/QkvjzYX5n0
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) October 7, 2013
Um, “girl”? How awesome is the visual of Bieber saying “Love u girl” to Oprah?! That’s like saying, “wurd homez @GOD.”